What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week