Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.