Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.