Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.