Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Just two.
Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
Hella.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
Praise the Load
An Atari 2600 has more game. :)
