Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.