How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a