Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!