Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans