Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread