Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.