Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred