Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !