Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.