How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!