Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.