Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.