Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish