Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Reaction Jokes More Reaction Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!