Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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How can you tell when you have prostate cancer?

It's not hard.

How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!