Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.