Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.