Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....