Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.