He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
He wanted Nunavut.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
A: To the microwave.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
A kaboom!
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
A necrophiliac.
