Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

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