Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich