Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod?

Bnh m

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue