What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3