What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"