What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!