What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"