What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod?

Bnh m

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!