Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.