What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.