What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.