Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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Where will the Womens World Cup final be held?

Kitchen Stadium

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.