Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.