Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.