Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.