What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops