Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte