What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver