A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Humor is a shift of wit...
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
Though his chest with a knife
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
Antibiotics.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
Satisfying.
