What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos