What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

D Jokes More D Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D