Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)