What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What is a pirates nightmare date?

A girl with a sunken chest and no booty

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!