Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.