How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!