How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!