Good Place Jokes

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A: A sloped lake.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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