Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans