What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper