Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.