Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.