What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe