What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"