Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.