What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"