What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.