Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.