Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.