Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

How does a vampire enter his house?

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

baroque