Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.