Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.