Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins