Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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What's better than honor?

Inner

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.