What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!