Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.