Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What is teen pop?

Jared's favorite music genre.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls